Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Philosophy of the ancient Thief monk for modern day dummies

He is clever; this thief monk in his early morning black and white checkered pajamas and the sexy red t-shirt that covers his otherwise bare back. Now for those of you with the dirty minds and the dirty intentions clean your mouth with soap and eyes with coffee and come back. So why is this bare back important, dude coz he’s a monk.

Running into his philosophy is like running into a Chinese man running a south Indian restaurant with only aloo parathas. But trust me it tastes better than any Chinese food you have ever had. Why coz it’s the mixture of the great Indian divide.

Who is ‘he’? ‘He’ is I.

I am young and my values are ancient. My love is old; my methodologies in love are new. I’m the new old and in return I am the old newbie. Busy like a bee, lazy like a bum. Bumblebee? Nope.

So get this. I wake up, get into the shower, gel myself with Axe. And wait for my non-refundable dreams to come true, in the parking lot. You know what I mean right? The whole AXE Ad? Nope haven’t see that? Come on, get a life.

So tell me how does one blog? And yeah I'm talking questions. If anyone has anything to be answered on any topic. I'm your man.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Really Curious Tag

1)LAST MOVIE U SAW IN A THEATRE?
Sivaji - The Boss
2)WHAT BOOK ARE U READING??
India: A Wounded Civilization
3)FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?
Chess
4)FAVOURITE MAGAZINE
Playboy? nah. Good Magazine.
5)FAVOURITE SMELLS
I like the way my girl smells.
6)FAVOURITE SOUNDS
A. R Rahaman, U2, Mute Math
7)WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD
Feeling Uncertain
8)WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN U WAKE?
How can I steal her heart once again.
9)FAVOURITE FASTFOOD PLACE
Chinese Kitchen
10)FUTURE CHILDS NAME
Nandhini
11)FINISH THIS STATEMENT---IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY I'D
made more tags?
12)DO U DRIVE FAST?
I do!
13)DO U SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
WTF?
14)STORMS--COOL OR SCARY?
Alright.
15)WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
The Matchbox 1800 collection.
16)FAVOURITE DRINK?
Coka
17)FINISH THIS STATEMENT-IF I HAD THE TIME I WOULD
Go back home.
18)DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI?
Depends.

Curious next time make sure your tag is a tad bit fun eh.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

You just another girl in my crew?

Note to the girl I love:

Girl, I’m slipping. Baby I’m not the cocky kind that’s all in the air- proud to tell you- how proud you should be to have me. Yeah I’m not your man. No, No. I’m just the kind; you want to sneak out with; in the middle of the night.

Baby, you are worth my love. Girl my eyes are on you. I know you think, I’m just another player kind like him. But baby you need to stop and see me, coz I want to see myself in you. Baby know this- you aint just another girl in my crew. Coz girl -You the one.

I'm not a thief

No, really. I'm not.